One Adulterous Fuck

I am a girl with many screw-ups... I make out with Married Men and I steal for the thrill of it. But that's life, oh well 💁
ULTIMATE OTP: Me x Dan Howell
Never gonna happen btw but lets have a little hope shall we?

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I really don't know where I'm going with my bio but its much different than last time because my life is pretty good at the moment and I badly needed an update.

🍙 I'm Asian as well, what more could you ask for? 🍙








Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.



And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

I’m gonna cry

I cried

(Source: galaxieirwin, via sexierthanyew)




u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

I think we all understand and that’s the problem

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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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I have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places.

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Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right.

This was family as well

I do t usually post colour but this is a problem I have definitely.

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Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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Anonymous asked: What's an old mustang called? ...…….................................... .... a rustang



That 70’s Show (via temperare-te)

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If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then we’re not doing what I thought we were doing here.
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