One Adulterous Fuck

I am a girl with many screw-ups... I make out with Married Men and I steal for the thrill of it. But that's life, oh well 💁
ULTIMATE OTP: Me x Dan Howell
Never gonna happen btw but lets have a little hope shall we?

SoftGrungexDrugsxSexySexyTimexRandomShitxDanHowell = My Blog ٩(๑❛▽❛๑)۶

I really don't know where I'm going with my bio but its much different than last time because my life is pretty good at the moment and I badly needed an update.

🍙 I'm Asian as well, what more could you ask for? 🍙

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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whorville:

To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off

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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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me sexting

boy:what u wearin? ;)
me:Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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